mighty donut

Peanut sent me an email to remind me to blog here. So, I guess she must either be very sian at work or too pissed off that I was the one who wanted to introduce nutzgang into cyberspace and yet failed to play my duties. [And so pissed off she is with me that she dun even wana msg me and use indirect contact like email…hello stranger].*strikethrough* As if by telepathy, she msg me to invite me to this blog, so I include a new resolution: Not to talk about people behind their back..

I wanna blog about a 尽爆 (I duno how to write this word, pls help me change) topic about myself but can’t think of any. Whenever, my friends ask me to update about my life, I tell them that I can draw it out for them. Not that I draw well, haha.

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Yes, *donut sheds a tear*, it’s a monotonous straight line. They say a picture says a thousand words, how insulting. *I’m trying very hard to be a 冷面笑将 , so please contribute by laughing after this sentence* - By the way, it’s not the kind of ‘hahaha laugh’ at me, it’s to laugh with me. –Another by the way, the line was purposely half-drawn cos I hope that in the very very near future it would resemble the chart of SGX stock market. Woo Hoo~

Anyway, at this point I thought of what to blog here, I will consolidate a lists of questions or assumptions that everyone asks or put upon me because I just hate to answer the same question twice and I’m very lazy to explain why I do this and that- and that is also why I can never be a dedicated teacher. Wow~ it’s like having my own 记者招待会. Kind of a long posting, sorry. And some of the parts, you may not be interested so just skip. I rather you skip than get bored, really.

Misconception 1

That I like cute, fluffy soft toys: Frankly speaking I just have itchy hands and like to touch them whenever they’re near me. But I think they look more blessed together with their peers, so please dun buy for me, I would think it’s very cruel of you, haha. And no, I don’t like pink fluffy stuffs either.


Misconception 2

That I’m very brave just because I’m the only one in my cohort to continue my studies: In fact I can say that I’m the most timid one , because I don’t wanna get out of my comfort zone. So, I can say that I’m braver *is it call braver?” when I perm my hair despite the discouragements or when I finally have the courage to wear the current trendy black tights. But definetely not because I extended my study.

Misconception 3

That I love my As as much as Tom loves Jerry: Living life to the fullest is my priority, not As. But, that doesn’t mean I wun do my best in my studies, I will! But my happiness is not determined by the grades I get so long as I get my min B-. Because however holy I am, I still need my scholarship to curb my shoppings. So, please don’t give me the pitiful face when I dun get my As, because frankly speaking I’m very proud of my grades last semester ‘B, B+,B+’. Woo Hoo~ To me, they’re even better than all the As I have gotten in my undergrad years. And I’m so happy that I went to do a pedicure to reward myself, hehe.

Misconception 4

That I should have more confidence in myself: As much as you may think otherwise, I'm really quite ok, I’m confident in the sense that I know where I stand in terms of my abilities and my outlooks. So, I’m wouldn’t be especially happy when someone says that I’m pretty. Neither would I be especially sad if you say I’m a stuck up and act cute bimbo. So, don’t bother to ask me to change or to be more assertive, I’m just like that. And don’t say that I look nicer when I smile and so I should smile more often, you know why? Because they say rare things always belong to the beautiful category. But I secretly think it’s because all my smiles are genuine candid moments, haha. Oh by the way, I don’t deny that I’m a shy donut though and it’s true that I don’t like attention even if it’s good attention.

Misconception 5

That I can overcome my fear for animals: I googled the search engine and found that I’m suffering from zoophobia. It’s a fear for all animals, so you see; the zoo is a place worse than hell for patients like me. I rather go jump bungee than touch a cat. I already accept myself for who I am so dun bother to help me overcome this fear even though it's ironic that there's Ms kaka in my house. I’m already contented that you thought of helping me and it’s the thought that counts rite, hee.

Proudly Presented to You *drumroll...* Ms Kaka

This is Ms kaka- she puked today, i hope she's not pregnant. I know she looks cute and harmless, but really, I got an illness. She smells bad though, we think she may have BO. But i tell my brother that maybe Ms kaka thinks that human beings smells bad also and her doggy smell is the nicest. Yah, i know i'm quite bo liao.

I really think this post sounds very 自恋 because it’s all about me I feel like puking also when I reread it, but I don’t care because I already typed this. I will stop here because it’s like I’m trying to portray myself as a one of a kind unique species that you can’t find else where. But, I’m averagely normal, get it? And Yikes, I hate this kind of people who try to be different for the sake of being different. About the common questions that people asks me, I will post again when I get over the puking feeling.