Donut House Joke of the Day~

Recently I have got a new job position, which is to be a BA2. *coughs* ahem ahem… babysitter (which is suppose to be an assistant as well)’s assistant. My senior gave me inspiration for this new position name cos she claims to be a RA2 (research assistant’s assistant).

Of course, we have to bring in the main character…the baby. Here you go:




His name is Bagel. My mum gave him this nick and everyone including my mum’s friends call him Bagel. (I can hear some wows at this point in time, I know it is such a cute an adorable name but no she doesn’t know English. Hehe she calls him that in Hokkien…’jiam tao lou di’ as in the one you order with your curry chicken). The name was born cos Bagel got a long and pointed head in the shape of ‘jiam tao lou di’. Anyway, I will call him Bagel in future cos he really dun deserve such a funny name, What jiam tao lou di???

Joke 1:

One day, my mum’s friend calls and I picked up the phone while carrying Bagel (I’m a responsible BA2 ok ).

Mum’s fren: Hello, 你妈妈呢?
Me: 在厠所.
Mum’s fren: Then ‘jiam tao lou di’ 在哪里?
Me: 我在抱 ‘jiam tao lou di’.

Then both of us realize this conversation is very funny and we start to laugh on the phone.

Joke 2:

Oh by the way I’m a phone operator also because I’m usually the one at home, so I will record down who calls who. Anyway last Sunday, my mum came back after her mj session, She opens my bedroom door; I was inside the room.

Mum the joker: 刚才,谁打给我?
Me the joker’s daughter: Ah boy 的妈妈.
Mum the joker: huh, 怎么办? 不知道是不是他生 chicken chop leh. (She wana say chicken pox cos Bagel’s brother is having chicken pox now).

Still got a lot more, but I forgot them already, hope this post would brgithen up everyone’s day!