My 'Interesting' Colleague and The Theme For My Birthday Celebration

Hey Nutos and Pau Sans,

I realised that I havn't been logging in for a while, ok 'many whiles', such that i can't even remember what's my password. Oh no! Is this the sign of pacing into old age?

Just to update you all. i'm well settled down in my job, very free also, such that I can finish reading the straits times everyday and still have time for business times. And shall I introduce an interesting character in my workplace. The qbqw face, it's not a code, qbqw = qiao bu qi wo.

Anticipated to see his face?
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I don't have his photo lar, below is the nearest one I can find to rep him

Anyway, I prided myself as one who doesn't judge a book by its cover, is impartial and of high justice and definitely not a gossiper. wow... why am I so perfect? wahaha *dance around like an angel*

So, the point I wanna make is that I don't stereotype him as 'qbqw type of people' just bcos he got a qbqw face. I came to the conclusion that he belongs to the 'qbqw type of people' bcos he always shows the qbqw attitude. Sounds like reciting a poem hor.

Therefore, to show that I don't judge a book by its cover, am impartial and of high justice, not a gossiper and is apparently the only perfect mankind surviving on earth, allow me to relate those qbqw incidents.

*Btw, I forgot to say that my only flaw is that I'm very bhb, bhb=buey hiao bai. But, bhb is better than those qbqw ple ok!

Incident 1

1 day in the office

My Boss: You changed seat huh, this seat has got a nice view.

Me, the only perfect mankind surviving on earth: Yah. *smiles and tries to maintain a shu nu image in front of my boss*

QBQW Face, whose cubicle is beside me: Actually, I wanted that seat, but she says she wants to shift in. *and at the same time, shows me his signature qbqw face*

My Boss: haha. * gives me the 'So, you are not shu nu, only act shu nu' look and walks off.

U good, spoil my shu nu image. And this scenario repeated at least 3x when other colleagues realised I changed seat.

Incident 2

Me, the only perfect mankind surviving on earth walks back to my seat from lunch.

qbqw face: So, did you have lunch at the cafeteria again?

Me, the only perfect mankind surviving on earth: Yah, the food is very nice leh. Today got seafood soup and yam rice, it's my favourite and cheap also, can save money.

qbqw face: ..........* gives me the 'you are very cheapo cum his signature qbqw grin'*

Still got alot, but I can't remember cos I'm very forgiving and also don't judge a book by its cover, am impartial and blah blah blah. It doesn't help that I'm 'very free' and he's apparently very busy and very capable.

Oops, why am I diverting. This post is suppose to inform all nutos and pau sans about my birthday celebration theme. Oh no! i'm really getting old....mentally....but i'm still a shu nu ok!

Donut's Birthday Celebration Theme

Because I'm very free, I got time to think of the theme. Anyway, the theme is to imitate one member of our gang for a day. You must not only dress like the person that you are assigned, but you must also imitate the way they talk, their usual habits and all.

Below is the assignment.

1) Lian Rong Pau to imitate Donut

2) Donut to imitate Peanut

3) Peanut to imitate Coconut

4) Coconut to imitate Groundnut

5) Groundnut to imitate Da Pau

And lastly, Da Pau to imitate Lian rong Pau.

This will also be a test of how much you really know each member of our gang. You have a week to think of how you wanna portray the character. The time starts now :)

For those who are assigned to members with less distinctive traits, like Liang Rong Pau who has the difficult task of imitating me. Not to worry, we will give 'tong qing fen' so long as you show that you really tried your best. However, this also means that for people who got characters with very distinctive traits, like Da Pau who got the privilege of portraying Lian Rong Pao. Please make sure that you get your barangs barangs ready. Can borrow wig or get falsies and dress sexy sexy, ok? Or you can convince us why you are not dressing like we expect you to,haha. the point is that you have tried your best ok.

Lastly, the assignment of the characters is jointly brought to you by Peanut and me by random distribution. You may wish to swap the characters with one another, but cannot swap to your own character and tell me you wanna imitate yourself lar.

Also, winner will get a pressie from me, loser has to do a forfeit for me,hehe. we will vote to get the results at the end of the day.

So I cya all next weekend, eaither sat or sun. which day ure want? Let me know.